That's What I Love About Christmas

from Christmas Is Another Word For Christmas (DELUXE EDITION) by Matthew Bright

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Matthew, tell me more
Matthew tell me more
Matthew tell me more about Christmas
Matthew, tell me more
Matthew tell me more
Matthew tell me more about Christmas

Well, Santa comes over and I slap him around
I slap him around til he’s on the ground
He gets back up and we dance around
Then he gives me a bath with a reindeer

Matthew, tell me more
Matthew tell me more
Matthew tell me more about Christmas

I don’t sleep and I don’t shave
Knowin’ any day that Shingle Dave
Will steal me away and lock me in a cave
That’s what I love about Christmas

When you’re in the cave, what do you do?
I drink eggnog with a caribou
We eat bad shrimp and turkey wine
I soak my ass in pickle brine

Ass so fat it makes me wanna scat, you know I can't can't can't help that
scoo doobely be be bop a scooba doodoo wadda sho

Your scat track macks, now I gotta sax

Well I like when you do those root toot toots
The jazzy flutes and the trumpet scoots
My cult is lookin for new recruits
You should join us this Christmas

Join the great grand halibut

You’ll get your wish when a giant fish
Squishes a dish of knish with a swish
You’re talkin’ bout the great grand halibut
Yup, he’s a slut, he lives in a hut
He’ll punch your butt while he juts out smut
Grand Halibut

Matthew tell me more
Matthew tell me more
Matthew tell me more about Christmas

There’s a one time initiation fee
After that, everything’s free
Plus you’ll get a brand new family
That’s what I love about Christmas

CarolGrinch
Plum Cake
Elf house
Jingle nuts
Nutmeg
Virgin
Grand Halibut

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from Christmas Is Another Word For Christmas (DELUXE EDITION), released December 20, 2017
Featuring The Erie All-Poly Jazz Singers, Tom Lowery, Brian Heveron-Smith
Mix & Bass by Eric Heveron-Smith

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